Rules of Thumb



Rules of Thumb: 73 Authors Reveal Their Fiction Writing Fixations
edited by Michael Martone and Susan Neville
ISBN 1582973911
$19.99 hardcover with linen spine, 256 pages

Insightful Essays From Literary Authors

Whether it’s the simplest of prohibitions (don’t use too many adjectives) or a cherished writing maxim (show, don’t tell), all writers have a rule of thumb that guides their work. In this book, contemporary fiction writers share, in essay form, their one rule.

Table of Contents

  • The Ink-Stained Thumb by John Barth
  • Using Words With Musical Precision by Barbara Shoup
  • Complexity by Paul Maliszewski
  • You Must Eat Broccoli Before You Begin by M.T. Anderson
  • Plankland Rules by Kate Bernheimer
  • A Primer on the Proper Use of Thumbs in the Revision Process by Michael Wilkerson
  • That That Job and Show It by Alyce Miller
  • No Tears for Me, Please by Jennifer S. Davis
  • Circling the Unsayable by Jocelyn Lieu
  • Four Rules by Jane Yolen
  • The Semicolon and the Infrequency of Its Use by Vincent Standley
  • On Advice by S.L. Wisenberg
  • Sleep On It by Heid E. Erdrich
  • Enough Already by Steven Barthelme
  • With a Frond Like Me Who Need Anemone by Molly Giles
  • Make It More Complex by Peter Turchi
  • We Are Not Your Mother by Janice Eidus
  • The Five Senses by Stewart O’Nan
  • The Very Rule by Jill Christman
  • Write When You Feel Lousy by Dinty W. Moore
  • Teeth Gnashing by Dan Wakefield
  • You Really Don’t Have Anything Better to Do by Robert Olen Butler
  • Divine Reading—Holy Writing by Melanie Rae Thon
  • Names ‘n’ Such by Robert Rosenblum
  • Laissez-Faire Writing by Karen Brennan
  • Pay Attention by Scott Russell Sanders
  • Susan Neville’s Secret Rules by Pablo Medina
  • The Great I-Am by Brian Kiteley
  • Never Write About Writing by R.M. Berry
  • Sage Advice From an Acknowledged Master of the Form by Robin Hemley
  • Write Short Chapters Whenever Possible by Joey Goebel
  • Dixon’s Rules by Stephen Dixon
  • Big Dogs and Little Dogs by T.M. McNally
  • Eat First by Joan Silber
  • Blow It Up by Stephen Kuusisto
  • A Writing Habit by Lydia Davis
  • Upholsterer’s Block by Dan Barden
  • Writing That Sings by Jiro Adachi
  • A Brief Note on Point of View by Marjorie Sandor
  • Prescriptions/Proscriptions by Michael Martone
  • The Thumb’s the Thing by Tim Parrish
  • Revising Revision by Valerie Miner
  • Obsessed First-Person Narrators Are the Best First-Person Narrators by Josh Russell
  • The Art of the Graphing Calculator by Becky Bradway
  • Staunch the Mush by Debra Spark
  • The Return of the Bread by Gina Ochsner
  • Dress for Success by Bret Lott
  • The Busy Attributive: A Case for Said by Steve Almond
  • Contrarian Thumb by Janet Burroway
  • Trimming (Notes to Myself. A To-Do List.) by Lia Purpura
  • A Sort of Recreation by Ander Monson
  • Fifteen Provisional Remainders for the Sake of Clarity by Joseph Skibell
  • Go Where Your Writing Leads You, at Home or Abroad by Patricia Henley
  • Junk Your Junk Words by Wilton Barnholdt
  • Just Shut Up by Phyllis Alesia Perry
  • Shape-Shifting by Philip Graham
  • “There’s Only One Rule: Never Be Boring” (Henry James) by David Shields
  • Won’t, Don’t, and Can’t by Cris Mazza
  • Ten Signs That You Should Stop Reading Books That Offer Advice on Being a Better Writer by David Haynes
  • Don’t Tell It Like It Is by Deb Olin Unferth
  • Plucking Your Character’s Eyebrows by Thisbe Nissen
  • Thumbs by Joseph Geha
  • Don’t Break That POV, Hand Me the Pliers by Jay Brandon
  • To Hell With Likability by Rick Moody
  • Water and Dreams by Rikki Ducornet
  • I ALWAYS by Steve Tomasula
  • Writing Rule No. 1 by Fern Kupfer
  • Bricoleur’s Mishmash by Wendy Rawlings
  • Knock Knock Knock by Samantha Hunt
  • Use a Dying Fall in Every Work, But Not Too Often by Ed Skoog
  • Cramming by Erin McGraw
  • The Thirty-Nine Steps: A Story Writing Primer by Frederick Barthelme
  • Throw Up, Then Clean Up by Will Allison

    About the Editors

    Michael Martone is the author of six books and a winner of the AWP Award for Creative Nonfiction. He directs the MFA program in creative writing at the University of Alabama, and lives in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Susan Neville is the author of four books, and teaches at Butler University. She lives in Indianapolis.